JAFFAR.EXE SYS: ONLINE LOADING...
PERSONAL PROJECT TERMINAL

JAFFAR.EXE

MID-LIFE CRISIS // ADHD EDITION

SYSTEM READY
> SYSTEM STATUS
STATUSONLINE
CPU USAGE23%
CHAOS LEVELHIGH
COFFEE87%
BANK ACCOUNTLOW

WARNING: NEW PROJECT DETECTED BEFORE PREVIOUS PROJECT FINISHED.

> WHO AM I?

Nerd. Builder. Pilot. Fighter.

Electronics, FPV drones, 3D printing, bicycles, martial arts and questionable ideas.

I fix things that aren't broken and break things that are.

WARNING: CHAOS DETECTED

> LIVE FEED

[SYS] System boot complete

[OK] Coffee injected

[HOT] Soldering iron armed

[FPV] Drone status: questionable

[IDEA] New project incoming...

[SLEEP] OPTIONAL

> ACTIVE PROJECTS

FPV DRONES

Small, fast and probably unnecessarily dangerous.

STATUS: ACTIVE66%

ELECTRONICS

ESP, Arduino, LEDs, solder and occasional magic smoke.

STATUS: EXPERIMENTAL47%

3D PRINTING

Printing things because buying them is too easy.

STATUS: RUNNING78%

BIKE SYSTEM

Mountain bike plus unnecessary upgrades.

STATUS: SEND IT90%
> TERMINAL ACCESS

JAFFAR@SYSTEM:~$ boot

BOOTING SYSTEM...

> Loading personality... OK

> Loading questionable ideas... OK

> Checking bank account... ERROR

> Starting new project anyway... OK

SYSTEM READY_

>
> RANDOM QUOTE

It's not a bug. It's a feature... eventually.

> NOW PLAYING

DOOM II

> CONNECT

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